Rum Tum Tugger | Mr. Mistoffelees

Yknow what?? This is now a Bippi stan account

The next time someone with a dick asks if people using tampons, I’m gonna ask if they enjoy prostate exams.

Come enjoy the plants and you may get a fluffy hug 🦁 Beautiful creation by Beetlecat.bsky.social

Now that sparky is opening for commissions agin, heres a reminder: Dont support them. Trump supporter, Transphobic, anti abortion. Yucky stuff.

Me when i got my UF acceptance letter

Its apparently my twitter anniversary. Somehow feels like ive been on here way longer than 1 year

Everyone shut up they have aroace turtles on blues clues

Saw this on tiktok and had to share

Has anyone else experienced heartburn and side cramping after getting their second vaccine? I think I’m through the worst of the side effects but those are still lingering with the usual headache and body aches.

Goblin partial fursuit is DONE! :3 commission for @iambearywell #fursuit #fursuitmaker #ketofursuits #goblin #goblinfursuit

Saunters back into twitter after life dragged me away by the toes: The Hobbit trilogy is better than the LOTR trilogy. Or the movies are anyway. Bilbo gotta be my favorite gender.

Never gonna get over how i convinced my DM that my halfling character could absolutely eat 10 goodberries, essentially eating 10 days worth of meals at once, and be perfectly fine. Thank u Tolkein for making hobbits eat an absurd amount of food despite being teeny tiny

Incredible idea. Hobbit Dakimakura that is half the size of a regular one for ✨authenticity✨. What I would give for a daki of a properly sized and appropriately chubby Hobbit trilogy-era Bilbo. Same goes for dwarves. Small and stout dakis!!!!!!

Zach Bravo (actor for RTT in the new north american cats tour) is a treasure and a blessing to the cats community and RTT and tuggofolees stans everywhere tbh. Man really outright said Tuggoffolees Is canon. No beating around the bush. Kingly shit going on rn.

If anyone ever tries to equate Donald trump to old deuteronomy in my presence I would decimate them on the spot no questions asked

The rum tum tugger knows the nuclear launch codes

POV I throttle my family members for dropping like 4 different bombs on me in the last 3 days.

Yknow id be far less upset with SeatGeek if their customer service was competent and didn’t tell me they were actively refundjng me, only to then backpedal months later and say “No actually we arent!” Like man you stole a month of my rent, I low key kinda need that.

Anyway if anyone wants to buy a seatgeek account with a 499$ promocode on it, hit me up i guess. I’d probably take 350-400 for it at this point.