“Someone asked to become human… i don’t normally help people… but i might aswell..”

“……good enough.” She seemed to say that.. before just.. turning away… and closing her eyes for a moment.. she was pretty much hiding a blush… That actually hit her hard.. for some reason.. her heart was pounding.. but she’d play it off. “O…of course i can be a model….”

“….those idiots… i swear im going to dismantle them…”

⚡️• Actually it’s not that bad… everyone wants to do that.. i just act on it! Anyone with my brains and brilliance would do it.. it’s like a dream.. im taking someone else’s dream.. Im only gonna make an amusement park in a small area when i do..—

“Obviously! Look at you, you definitely look old! Which is why you should get in the machine when it’s finished!”

“Wh— hey… what’s with the stuttering? Are you… laughing at me..?” For how smart she was… sometimes she was really dense..— it was kind of obvious..

“Oh? So what you’re saying is.. you’re doubting my genius?! Get in the machine! I know it works… just get in there and the problem you had will pretty much solve itself…”

“Oh wow, easier than i thought..” Just like that.. she’d shut and lock the machine’s door… honestly she didn’t know if it would work properly.. she’d just turn the dial… and just make it age her back… three years.. physically anyway… and the machine.. began to get to work..

“No, Your ass doesn’t look fat…….. 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐚𝐭 and well.. 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭.”

“Well… ehh— it definitely did something to ya… you do look younger.. and a bit shorter..”

“You’ll just have to grow again.. to be fair.. you’re still the same age… just your body’s genetic code was reversed by three years… so you’re gonna have to wait… don’t eat or drink for an hour..”

“DON’T!! i swear i’ll destroy everything you care about!!”

“Other than being a villain… im still a woman… a woman with class, might i add.. you’re acting like that big turtle didn’t try and marry that princess in a suit..! Hmph..”

“Well… i appreciate it shade..—….” “ᴴᵉʸ— ᵘʰ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ..ˀ”

☟ Okay okay— Iva was thinking… maybe it’s time to pay those little Wisp aliens a visit… say she’s sorry (kinda— not really) and relax there for a while… It’s not like she wants to make a casino there… the dream of making Eggma’am land is… SORTA crushed… for now.. ☝︎

Hmph.. thanks for nothing… you blue rat… Trust me..— when i get back i’ll be sure to ruin every chilidog recipe…

“Ooh scary..! Funny that you’d point that toy at me… as if i don’t have something to protect myself from that..”

“Oh…? Me..?— well… ah- im trying to save the world from trouble..! There’s a greedy rodent trying to take over and destroy the world! You’d let me stop this person… with the power of the master Emerald.. won’t you..? Dear red guardian..?”

“Awh.. so cruel.. oh well… Looks to me like you’ve got almost zero faith in me~ I never said anything about the emerald leaving this island, i’ll keep it right here.. i just need to siphon enough chaos energy! And i’ve saved plenty! Especially the Chao..”

“Hmm? It’s not that.. important… those little critters are just adorable… and worth saving is all… what’s it to you?” Iva seemed to raise a brow aswell, looking at the Echidna… honestly.. she had this plan of snatching the emerald.. but.. she knew it wouldn’t work..