Keith Walton (@dr_keith_tuba) 's Twitter Profile
Keith Walton

@dr_keith_tuba

Tuba Player and instructor based in Ottawa. Specializing in jazz. Carleton University.

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calendar_today15-06-2016 13:10:09

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Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Canada's Conservative party deleting an entire campaign video emphasizing the importance of Canadian-made things because half the clips in the video were actually from different countries is actually the funniest thing they could have done, 10/10 no notes for you, Pierre

Keith Walton (@dr_keith_tuba) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I once witnessed an alto player at a jam session, upon receiving merely tepid applause after many choruses on a complex 2 chord per bar bop tune (his 3rd on the stand), mutter to himself walking off "don't they know how HARD that is??"

Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions (@mynamesnotgordy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And after the man dropped his child off at Bootstraps Academy for Old Stock Children the man drove his Zamboni to his job at at the hockey stick factory from where he brought home a good-paying paycheck and paid no taxes for anything and after work the man built his own home.

And after the man dropped his child off at  Bootstraps Academy for Old Stock Children the man drove his Zamboni to his job at at the hockey stick factory from where he brought home a good-paying paycheck and paid no taxes for anything and after work the man built his own home.
Mike Fix (@mpfix1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Please share your favorite examples of absolutely terrible graphs/figures (misleading, confusing, aesthetically abhorrent, etc). Need examples for a class lecture.

Darcy James Argue (@darcyjamesargue) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If one more person tells me “I never had this problem with pencils and staff paper,” I swear I can’t be held responsible for the consequences.

Mark Goldbridge (@markgoldbridge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Being as these Oasis tickets will be like rocking horse shit there should be 2 criteria. 1. Name top 3 Oasis songs. Anyone who includes Wonderwall isn't a real fan. 2. Born before 1982

Russ Jones (@russincheshire) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Don't be sad. You can create your own live Oasis experience at home. Simply stand 2 immobile action figurines at the end of your garden, drink some warm beer, play any literally Slade single at 33rpm, and set fire to £150.

Vernon Reid (@vurnt22) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That RUSH, The Guess Who, & The Tragically Hip weren’t listed to be chosen alongside Nickelback & Arcade Fire is completely Rob Ford smoking crack CraZyTown (R.I.P. ) BTW? The answer is RUSH

derek guy (@dieworkwear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let's talk about how the political positions I support—such as greater freedom for all, multiculturalism, and respect for different ways of living—have, in fact, improved fashion. 🧵