impressed that all three kids bagged their first Munro. Good work. Should sleep well tonight....

RT Guardian Science Asked a tricky question? gu.com/p/35mxm/tf - Everyone knows you can sell ping pong balls as targets to aim piss at.

has got a job next year.

Is pleased that monsters vs aliens beats the royal wedding. Nice one kids.

thinks Royal Weddings may suck but Street Parties rule!

officially a qualified teacher. Yey! Right. I'd better join a union and strike........