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Yost of Xmas Future

@dr_emperor

❤️: @CassandraYost & Oliver. 👨🏻‍💻: Comms and PR. Still waiting for a #nachos emoji. All opinions are mine, get yer own.

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Paste Media will soon be hiring remote full-time politics/culture writers and editors as we relaunch Splinter and grow Jezebel. If you're interested, send a resume and cover letter to [email protected]. More details coming soon.

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RIP, VICE. I got to write album reviews for a few months. The editor kept adding the word “penis” to them for no good reason and then someone else cried about me not liking their friends’ album and so I was no longer writing album reviews. It was “fun” while it lasted, I guess.

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Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.

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I’m absolutely stunned to learn that Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins speaks perfect spanish and now I’m a Rompiendo Calabasas fan again.

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Not sure how much longer Deadpool and Wolverine will be in theaters, but I still want to see it on the big screen. May need to ask Ryan Reynolds to personally babysit my 4 year old so the wife and I can go watch some carnage. He’s happy saying “ta-da” at mundane Duplo builds.

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Our lights started flickering here in Beaverton, then my mother in law called to say a plane crashed right over her in Troutdale/Fairview area. Don’t see any info on it on social yet but holy crapola.

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Just heard I Ain’t Coming Back and thought “Morgan Wallen ain’t turning into Richard Petty in no Chevy, 43 drove Plymouth & Dodge.” A reminder that I was raised by rednecks, complete with a mini NASCAR shrine w/ Petty, Ernhardt, & Rusty Wallace action figures. NO GORDON ALLOWED.