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RIP, VICE. I got to write album reviews for a few months. The editor kept adding the word “penis” to them for no good reason and then someone else cried about me not liking their friends’ album and so I was no longer writing album reviews. It was “fun” while it lasted, I guess.

See y’all PDX creatives/marketing folks tomorrow!

I am getting through NCIS: New Orleans and saw Lou Diamond Phillips and got stoked. His interview is one of my favorites I’ve done for Racket Magazine. racketmag.com/interviews/lou…

It’s still soooo cringey that people refer to anyone posting on social media as “interns.”

I’m living in a Smokey Bear Mandela effect.

Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.

I’m absolutely stunned to learn that Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins speaks perfect spanish and now I’m a Rompiendo Calabasas fan again.

Not sure how much longer Deadpool and Wolverine will be in theaters, but I still want to see it on the big screen. May need to ask Ryan Reynolds to personally babysit my 4 year old so the wife and I can go watch some carnage. He’s happy saying “ta-da” at mundane Duplo builds.

Our lights started flickering here in Beaverton, then my mother in law called to say a plane crashed right over her in Troutdale/Fairview area. Don’t see any info on it on social yet but holy crapola.

Remember when Michelle Obama tried to make our food healthier and conservatives collectively wet their pants over it

Just heard the loudest thunder I’ve ever heard in Eugene. This storm is crazy.

I did SXSW interviews for AOL’s(!!!) Spinner over 15 years ago. What a time to be alive.

Just heard I Ain’t Coming Back and thought “Morgan Wallen ain’t turning into Richard Petty in no Chevy, 43 drove Plymouth & Dodge.” A reminder that I was raised by rednecks, complete with a mini NASCAR shrine w/ Petty, Ernhardt, & Rusty Wallace action figures. NO GORDON ALLOWED.

Oliver’s first baseball game. Eugene Emeralds #ems70