I they suffer wetin no good. Kindly engage

One very renowned professor in ABUTH, a pathologist who also doubles as a colonel, would brag to us that if anyone misbehaved, he would bring out his gun, shoot him in the abdomen (away from the vital organs), then take him into the theatre, open him up, mend the damage, and

Sometimes one doctor is covering what should be multiple units.

Experience is not the best teacher. Other people's experience is.

Emergency units are powered mainly by adrenaline, experience and collective suffering.

Quote this; Tell us things Medicine Teaches You.

Medicine teaches you that humans are somehow both terrifyingly fragile and very hard to kill at the same time.

Me: Licking the scalpel after I'm done The other surgeons:

Most diagnoses are made from history and physical examinations before investigations in the labs.

Half of medicine is pattern recognition and vibes.

According to a study, people trust statements more when you start with “according to a study.” Just tested it on you btw.

Do you know Chinua Achebe originally began studying medicine and surgery at UI before he switched to English ??? Let your Nigerian parents know that today at dinner.

BF to GF: Nothing can stop us from getting married. Genotype :

Tell your mom a random stranger said happy Mother’s Day 🎉

Forget who you used to be; champion, legend, whatever title you carried before. This is a different world entirely. Ignore its rules and it will humble you fast.