When you ask me how I'm doing and I say "I'm functioning" this is what I mean

I knew Faye wasn’t gon let me down I know a real btch when I see one lol even if they look a lil funny.

y'all girls ever have the "I'M NOT FUCKING GOING" breakdown while getting ready??? 😭

it’s warming up so i will be making cute little bikinis until further notice

date idea: fight another couple to see how strong your bond really is

Me on my friend's Me on my Birthday:- birthday:- x.com/i/spaces/1YqKD…

haven’t spoken to this guy in months

if we’re drinking and i start talking about my dad just take me home

take the risk

you’ll have the most intense flirtatious conversations with a lesbian and like 3 weeks in she’ll randomly tell u abt her gf that she’s been with for 3 years😭😭😭😭😭😭

disappear if u have to. focus on u.

This is like some episode of a show where the comic relief side character is separated from the group and when they find him he’s the leader of a planet or something.

What are South Park writers even supposed to do now

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