>tfw you realize your pseudo-random number generator is not even pseudo-random and in fact is being manipulated by chaos magicians

cringe: (int)x; based: int(x);

This is the pajeetest code I have ever seen in real life. Please tell me this is a joke.

>for(for(if(if( >} } } } do cniles really?

"What programming languages do women use?" C+= fortrans

>71% said questions or comments were addressed to males when questions should have been addressed to her ableist against socially awkward men who find it more difficult to talk to women than to men

>stringscales>features>main>subfeatures>instr...view>subfeatures>instr...view>subviews>pianoview>subviews>pianoflatkeyview.swift top kek

Hobby programming doesn't exist

I kind of understand why people kill themselves.

>no examples folder so i can quickly post a hello world and pretend i use the language 0 / 10

I am literally the smartest programmer but I do not know what to program

>tfw to smart to program

Oh fuck programming sucks ass why would you want to do that

the besta part about type safe langauges if you can code in thtehm when you're drunk and its' toally fine

>higher kinded type this sounds like some furry shit

what happened to dpt. used to be a live as hell.

D's nuts

i love programsming >progasming

Can I write a program that kills me