Grocery prices are too high ergo I will vote for the candidate who will implement a 10-60 percent tax on imported goods

FUCK YEAH GOOD FISH NEWS

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-tak…

Let's get some "MacDonald's" and go watch the "Stealers". 🤡

🚨NEW AD🚨 We all know Donald Trump belongs in a home. Just not the White House. #APlaceForTrump #harriswalz #voteblue

don’t ask me to do anything for the next 72 hours, i will be immobile in front of my anxiety screens and that’s all i can handle

JUST IN: New statement from intel agencies about foreign interference in the election describing two specific Russian attempts to create/amplify disinformation.

Chicago Voter Turnout as of 3:00pm on Election Day, 11/5/24: 825,361 total ballots cast (includes Early Voting and Previously Processed Vote By Mail) 1,498,873 active registered voters in Chicago 55.07% citywide turnout so far 🧵

As I was at a polling place today seeing the overwhelming number of women voters show up, something dawned on me. Why have I seen so many polls with the economy and immigration as the top issues? If reproductive rights and democracy are not right up there, too, something's off.

I have emerged from my slumber cave in need of snacks. Please assist. #dogsontwitter #beaglelife

This is the biggest issue.

With Matt Gaetz out of Congress, Matthew Gertz has a chance to move to Florida’s 1st district and do the funniest thing possible.

I love how reputable sources are just straight out saying she's a spy.

Slowly moving to that other place...

LET’S GOOOOOOOO