Do yourself a favour, Aucklanders: Take your socks off, go put them in a sunny spot, then whap 'em back on your feet when they're nice and toastie. My tootsies are so comfortable right now.

Good luck to everyone competing in the #48Hoursnz competition this year! Boy do you need it.

Feeling very proud. Slipped over on a hardwood floor recently while holding an open can of energy drink. Completely beefed, slammed right down, but my body perfectly preserved that can - not a drop spilled. I'll sacrifice myself, but not something I spent money on.

I hear that when you eat this, you have to go poop it out almost immediately because it moves through your body so fast.

If wrestling is “fake” then explain this

Watched 1st couple eps of #LordOfTheRings. Glad I'm not Tolkien savvy as I keep seeing a lot of upset people on the web. I live in ignorance. My review (slight spoilers?): Dwarves are still great Hobbits are grubby now Elves have modern hair stylists Not enough cockney orcs

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You know it's been a good #writing session when you realise you entirely forgot your tea 😂☕ to the microwave I go! #WritingCommunity

Alas, a tragedy in four parts 😭 #miniatures #dndminiatures

This is one of the funniest pieces of live radio you’ll ever hear. And the animation adds an extra layer. #Radio #GerryAnderson

Turns out that I, a hideous snob, actually really liked the new #Andor episodes. The slower, working class, rainy drudgery felt like a breath of fresh air. Anyone else see it yet?

Been working for months on this cartoon, on and off. So happy it's finally being published.

Finally - my little #dnd news satire is live! Made with #ebsynth by Secret Weapons, the video uses a blend of AI rotoscoping, After Effects and fish pics to bring the multiverse's best most truthful news network to live. I'd love if you checked it out! youtu.be/QuAo4EJsX9A

Just got TrinityAudio working on my website. Didn't think I was into #texttospeech articles but actually, I quite enjoyed listening to them back. Even if it was hanky at time. Might be a convert!

Umm, why are we talking about anything else when this controversy is going on??? theguardian.com/environment/20…

You know I mean business when the mic has a glove on it.