⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝗚𝗼 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝙩𝙧𝙮. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

ᵀʰᵉ 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠 ʀᴇᴀʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: Jonathan Crane 💉ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ.

The Raven of the X-Men.

"Or pee yellow. Never be pee yellow."

"Has anyone ever noticed that Logan's suits have been different shades of dehydration over the years? Right now he's in his 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘴 phase."

Bob had that special edition Hydra outfit, I think. Classic Bob.

Who knew your greatest weakness was completely duckable doorframes!

Sounds like you're Russian too fast when you go through and your head wishes you'd slow down.

I didn't know you were into vore.

It's a thing where people get off on eating each other. One of my least favourite googles to date.

Bless it my ass, Wisconsin sucks.

If we're gonna start celebrating basketball players, we start and end with Larry Bird.

I don't like the fact we're arguing over a sport that isn't hockey. What are we now, Southies?

I thought he sucked purely because he's part of the 1% and I'm not.

Pfft. As if they know what they're talking about. They say a lot of weird stuff that doesn't make any sense.

I mean, yeah we are, but every guy should feel like a king now. I want that Elon Musk money.

Technically that was Rob, and we can both agree that he mostly sucks.

Well, yeah, I mean obviously fuck him. But also give us all of his money.

This is getting out of hand. The point is, Larry Bird's a GOAT and Shoresy's the greatest man to ever put blades to ice if I'm sure as shit sure of anything.

Sure, he wasn't a Kobe or a Jordan, but the man was solid. Next up you'll tell me Magic Johnson was only okay.