If you’re a bird I’m a bird

Can’t believe there was a short period of my life where I was a Billie Eilish hater😔

Oh look at me I’m Timothée Chalamet. I’m one of the best actors in the world. I deliver masterclasses and win a bunch of awards. I know so much ball. I’m dating Kylie Jenner. I’m Lisan Al-Gaib. Fuck you.

one day your boyfriend went out looking for hoes & he found you

I’m about to bolt up so hard

2. A camera is lowered to 11,000 meters in the Mariana Trench, the deepest point on Earth. The trench's deepest point is more than 2 km farther from sea level than the peak of Mount Everest.

Imagine ripping a cig in Cerulean city

Motivational video for the day "Focus on what you want and go get it" (23/365)

Got stuck in an elevator for the first time. Couldn’t stop thinking about the movie devil. Fuck you whoever made that movie

Not a single one of my baby mommas have wished me a happy Father’s Day :/

249 years ago today, Miley Cyrus created the United States Of America just so she could party. (July 4, 1776).

Alright I’m finally going to admit having a dog is better than being a fish owner :/

one small bump for man, one giant line for mankind

Get on the train

Chiefs are washed

Her dad: “What are your intentions with my daughter?” Me: