Today I was refused both of these on account of not being a child. Adulthood sucks.

Penelope Jane MOOOOOOVE

This.

#progress x.com/nytstyles/stat…

#accidentalmarbergarden

Man takes his internet seriously

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative x.com/gattotony/stat…

disappointed that no-one came to our midnight opening for the new harry potter book

#hipster

I left my pooch w/ sitter and together they went to a contemporary art exhibition for dogs. I feel inferior af

Tbt to when I had a bad day at work and hubby cheered me up with this pic of our dog pole dancing

On #NationalDogDay, never forget that Donald Trump thinks for some reason that dogs get fired.

To the cabbie who took my mum to A&E last night, waited, then got her home safe, thank you so much. You are wonderful 🙏 #londontaxi

Aspire to level of chiefdom that gets to ok Number 7 x.com/prettytalking/…

Yes am free for lunch x

I've adjusted the time on 3 wall mounted clocks so far today in my 'hood. I'm also available for lightbulb changes yr round #talltotherescue

Same