We go live to the latest resignation from No. 10.

Me, but with cables.

Funny, that?

Someone at SS Scotland screwed up. Don't they know these connected people are meant to get a bye? Surely a wee warning off the Lord Advocate, at least?(!)

I didn't realise Dexter's Laboratory was right coded? And if they can yeet Kurtzman Trek into the sun, it has my blessing.

No MAID in Scotland, thankfully. While I've always been comfortable with the principle of choosing one's end. Having seen what is going on in Canada, with safeguards continously eroded, I'm glad it's not coming here and placed in the hands of the state.

My account of the last four years uncovering the SNP’s most protected predator: ‘The masked thug who was trying to attack me was protecting Jordan Linden. It turned out he wasn't the only one…’ dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

When I reported on the secret recordings in 2023 showing Tracy Carragher, Kirsten Larson and crew defending Linden, the SNP said nothing other than to say Murrell wasn’t involved. They knew in 2023 these members were rallying around Linden. Story here: dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-…

They ain't paying protestors for their geopolitical acumen.

Higher standing charges are a result of higher fixed costs to deliver electricity to a small amount of people over a third of GB. Literally more physical infrastructure. This is balanced off with lower unit prices that aren't enjoyed as much in areas with lower standing charges.

The British adaptation of The Americans looks shit.

Most "strawberry" flavoured stuff comes from cochineal bugs. Most citric acid in food / drinks is made from feeding sugar to black mold Aspergillus niger. I also ate bugs at the 2 Michelin starred Quintonil in Mexico City. Blitzed down and informed after the fact I grant you 😂

I guess getting asked about her in a chemist in Airdrie was the last straw for Swinney so Carragher gets thrown under the bus to try and kill the story. Sentencing is the Tuesday before the election btw.

The guy is taking a bible to the moon with him in his personal items. Should be able to repeat the acts of Apollo 8 upon Earthrise. Charlie Kirk would love that.

1/ How to demonstrate that John Swinney is not telling the truth about Scotland’s “low-cost” renewables.🧵 First, go to the Ofgem website and download this spreadsheet: ofgem.gov.uk/energy-regulat…

Always good to get a real view from a Canberra - #ArtemisII

The Prime Minister appointed Peter Mandelson before the vetting had been completed, vetting Mandelson failed. Starmer then said full due process was followed. THAT is misleading Parliament. I'm only holding him to the same standards to which he’s held previous Prime Ministers -

This story might not have been as bad if Starmer hadn’t rode on in his high fucking horse, having spent the previous few years lecturing everyone on probity & detail.

We are all scunnered with the ruinous The SNP & their Holyrood hellhole so turnout for the Scottish election will be very low. You must get your friends and family to vote by post or on 7th May. Let's get rid of The SNP .