Softy the Clown is back in town! 🤡

Absolutely 💯 true

I've been on-air for something like 15 hours today -- so I'm tired and cranky. Forgive me. But facts have to matter. And all I know is, if a half dozen young men wearing MAGA hats had perpetrated this many mass shootings, the entire world would be apoplectic. So: signing off.

True Story

Schrödinger's Neighbor Says Thought Experiment Very Interesting But He'd Really Just Like A Straight Answer On Where His Cat Is buff.ly/OS12ocL

GOOD LUCK to our Wolverines as they begin their season on Saturday night!

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🟡 Go Blue 🔵

When you have defeated all of the lesser Karens and are now up against the final Boss Karen.

Praying for Rudy Giuliani.

In honor of Rep. Nadler retiring, we've been told that he will be lowering his pants at half mast.

Happy Charles Woodson Day to all! 〽️🧀☠️

Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 2,104 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio

If the media you consumed told you that Donald Trump was on his death bed because he didn't do a press conference for 3 days, imagine what else they're lying to you about.

Donald Trump is the first president in 124 years that doesn't own a dog. Instead, he made the entire Democratic Party his b*tch.

Anti Woke Memes Forgiveness for what they constantly do

BREAKING: The Democratic National Headquarters was evacuated today after a suspicious package arrived. It turned out to be a copy of the U.S. Constitution, which none of them had ever seen before.

Legit 💯

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