Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Candidate: Well, I’ve always been passionate about affording food.

Can’t wait to refinance my car loan from 19.99% to 19.74%.

Pilot on my flight home just announced the Fed cut rates by 0.50%. Everyone started cheering and the guy next to me said he’s going to buy a rental property in Florida. We are so back!

So, you've maxed out your 401(k). Now what? This week's newsletter discusses what to do after funding your retirement plan and how to figure out when you've saved enough. Champagne problems, I know! New on The Joint Account. readthejointaccount.com/p/q-and-a-what…

How it feels to scroll down to the year I was born…

How to make stock go up: 1. Lower interest rates

Things adulthood has taught me: • A degree doesn’t guarantee success • Nothing beats a good night sleep • Credit cards are dangerous • Make your coffee at home • Rugs are expensive • Read the fine print • Buy the dip

Today is a perfect day to remind you that the investment with the greatest return is the one you make spending time with your friends and family.

11 years ago, I made the best decision of my life and married my best friend. Happy anniversary, Heather Joelle Boneparth. My world wouldn’t be the same without you!

Yesterday, someone asked me what’s the secret to a successful marriage. I said good communication and making each other laugh. But I also think it’s making sure you give each other energy. Being a drain places incredible strain on a relationship.

I started coloring to help with my stress and anxiety...

Monday

One common mistake I see people make with their money is that they spend it all. Follow me for more financial insights.

The connection between money and stress is very real. Perhaps nothing demonstrates this more than losing your job. This week, Heather interviews ‘Til Stress Do Us Part author Liz Earnshaw on how to navigate these moments. New on The Joint Account. readthejointaccount.com/p/til-stress

Rent vs. buy is dumb. Lease vs. own is dumb. Kids vs. no kids is dumb. Stocks vs. real estate is dumb. Arguing about personal decisions is dumb. Live your life how you want. Just be smart about it.

They say, “When you snooze, you lose.” I say, “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

20% of Americans are in favor of working to death.

BREAKING: Recession fears rise as US economy expands.

How to become a multi-billionaire: 1. Start a non-profit company 2. Raise billions of dollars 3. Convert to a for-profit company

Knew I should have bought oil at -$37.63 a barrel in 2020.