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Heather Joelle Boneparth

@averagejoelle

Attorney. Author. Biz affairs for @dougboneparth. Helping couples talk better about money on The Joint Account 💕 💸 👇. Views def my own.

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Good morning!

I’m looking to speak with a couple in which one partner comes from deep generational wealth and the other doesn’t.

This chapter’s coming along, but it feels like I’m missing one source…

Is it YOU? Do you know anyone and could make an intro?

Please reach out!!…

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Listen to me. Listen to me carefully:

Allowances are for kids - not your spouse.

This seems obvious at first blush, but the term’s trickled into our couples interviews more than I would’ve liked.

So I was thrilled when @cnbc gave Douglas A. Boneparth and I the chance to write about…

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Buying life insurance is like buying a new bra:

You don’t want to shop for it.

Maybe you waited too long.

And you don’t know how much support you’ll really need. 😉

Douglas A. Boneparth takes you shopping for something you don’t want in this week’s TJA:
thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/more-insuran…

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Been ready for this solar eclipse since high school when I used to stare directly at the UV light in the tanning booth

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When you stay at a hotel, you have to drink the shitty coffee just to make it to a better cup of coffee later.

Follow me for more travel tips.

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Also, when you have siblings of the same gender, the economics DO wear off.

Like, I kept assuming there were boxes and boxes of clothing in the attic for Ruby, but all she’s got are a bunch of stained shorts. Sad.

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The thing with kids’ clothing is, you never really know if you have enough until you’re packing for a trip to a place where the weather’s different.

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I always fashioned myself as more of a stage mom than a swim mom, but life is full of surprises.

This issue of Our Tiny Rebellions explores what kids like my daughter can gain in an L.

Yes, you have to click the link cause X hates newsletters.

ourtinyrebellions.substack.com/p/middle-of-th…

I always fashioned myself as more of a stage mom than a swim mom, but life is full of surprises. This issue of Our Tiny Rebellions explores what kids like my daughter can gain in an L. Yes, you have to click the link cause X hates newsletters. ourtinyrebellions.substack.com/p/middle-of-th…
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I can’t tell you what it took for me to edit my wardrobe to accommodate wide leg pants and cropped shirts.

It was an effort. I deserve an award.

I can’t tell you what it took for me to edit my wardrobe to accommodate wide leg pants and cropped shirts. It was an effort. I deserve an award.
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It’s Tuesday, which means a new issue of The Joint Account!

For this week, Douglas A. Boneparth interviewed Tightwads and Spendthrifts author Scott Rick about his new book and navigating our spending personalities. Check it out.
thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/tightwads

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Trader Joe’s employee: “Are you looking for anything specific today?”

Me: “No, my friend, just letting the spirit of Joe guide me through the store.”

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