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He should've seen that coming — cue an eye roll from him. ⠀ ⠀⠀"No, I'm calling you a dick."

Another eye roll, before making an attempt to walk away from him entirely. ⠀ ⠀⠀"And you're an angel, huh?"

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀"That's exactly why this game isn't so damned fun anymore — but I didn't mean it literally, I was being sarcastic." ⠀ ⠀⠀

|[ douchifer pls 🤲 ]|

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀. . . . . It's fine, at least she's cute. ⠀ ⠀⠀. . . And probably learned it from Trixie, too. ⠀ ⠀⠀

Right — of course she doesn't know. His smile becomes a little sad, as he lowers himself to her height, extending a hand to her. ⠀ ⠀⠀"My name's Dan. I'm Trixie's dad."

He made a face at the sticky fingers, but smiled fondly after a moment as it reminded him of Trixie. ⠀ ⠀⠀"You know, Trixie was exactly like you when she was your age. Chocolate 𝒆 𝒗 𝒆 𝒓 𝒚 𝒘 𝒉 𝒆 𝒓 𝒆."

"I believe it, that's not what I meant, Lucifer." ⠀ ⠀⠀Exhaling a frustrated sigh. "I meant— the way you treat me. Like the banter was 'our thing'; but, now that I know 𝒘𝒉𝒐 you are, I'm over it. It's like arguing with Darth Vader."

|[ I'M DOWN FOR BOTH THESE ARE FANTASTIC 😂😂 ]|

"No! I mean—— hey, you 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 maybe you would send me to Hell for the fun of it, man, I don't know!" ⠀ ⠀⠀Damn it, now he feels bad — 𝒘 𝒉 𝒚 does he feel bad? Groaning, he rubs at his forehead.

"Well, what do you get out of torturing me on top of it? And don't tell me you think it's fun, because— ⠀ Yeah, I know you, Lucifer, and I get that you're not the devil in the stories. But if you really think it's just fun to drive me crazy? Maybe you aren't that different."

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ Aaaand there's porn— ⠀ That's enough internet for today. ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Confused Dan sounds. ⠀ ⠀⠀"Ella, I've had a kid, I know what sex is!" ⠀ ⠀⠀

"Kinda crazy coming from you, El." ⠀ ⠀⠀He chuckled softly, giving her a nudge with his elbow. ⠀ ⠀⠀

"Hey, I've gotten up to some dirty stuff in my day! It's just. . . I guess Dad — and cop — life makes it hard to think about it." ⠀ ⠀⠀Dropping his shoulder in a half shrug, followed by a sheepish smile. "Pudding's just nice and easy, never changes."

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀Happy Dan noises. ⠀ ⠀⠀

Pinching the bridge of his nose, he exhaled a frustrated groan. Now he feels guilty. ⠀ ⠀⠀"That isn't what I meant! Look, I'm just asking you to 𝒈𝒐 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒓, man. Can't you at least try to be cool with me?" ⠀ ⠀⠀

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