Repost if you sleep like this

I am awesome because everyone loves me

It's been 4 years since we lost Kanye West (1977-2021) in a tragic car crash.

Might become a nationalist

fifteen inflatries paratroop until the skoll pretrene

Disregard whatever files you may see tomorrow, I was NOT on that island

business time

Nothing worse then when the jig is up

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Call me Gaster the way my girl says I got a W D

You can take the guys out of the Costco but you can't take the Costco out of the guys

Wordle 1492 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜

When onion rings I pick up

Nowadays Lance is an uncommon name, however back in medieval times people were named Lance a lot

Apparently it's still a DUI if you're the birthday boy

Kind of insane how the good guys have won every single war ever throughout all of history

Awesome name for someone named John who has an evil ass persona when they transform in to that persona "Heh.. The Johnster (portmanteau of John and Monster) is coming out..."

Call me a sex trafficker the way I fuck cars

This is the viral $16000 mcflurry they've been talking about

I am living a phase of my life I know I am going to want to relive one day. How sad?