homie with the camera ain’t a journalist

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

caitlyn clark on her period today hammer the under

pooping next to a partner at work and asserting my dominance with these absolute sonic booms coming out of my ass

I was the youngest person to jack off with my left hand in the Quik Trip bathroom off highway 5 on a weekend or holiday who gives a fuck

my high ass thought this was a penis

pedophile who loves flashing kids and also clever one liners: “Ummmm guys? You’re gonna want to see this…”

Ye’d best start believing in mail, Meg Ryan. Because now ye got it.

hotel lobby bathrooms are always full of pussies who are too afraid to shit in front of their wives

came to the office early and got #firstpoop in one of these blue water puppies. Is this what Chris Columbus felt when he discovered the Americas?

she doofen on my shmirtz til i take over the entire tri-state area

she Muad on my ‘Dib til I Lisan-ed on her Gaib

do you lose your pp when u take polyjuice potion

my poops have been smelling like shit lately

Damn I had the church league game of my life on that same court back in ‘09

Still happening.. bro this is crazy 🤪 James Harden

Chris Kyle collab next plz

Even faze clan is cost cutting. Time for the fed to step in I can’t handle this anymore

My wife just cheated on me 😱 Here’s what I learned about B2B sales:

Really wish I could be tossin the football rn.