@TheIrishBestie I'm not doing myself any favours here am I?

@TheIrishBestie well.... *he offers his hand* my name is James.

@TheIrishBestie *he smiles* so Janine the fierce bitter.... what are you doing around here?

Did I try and hit on a girl in a bar last night?

I really need a girlfriend...

@TheIrishBestie sounds interesting, please elaborate.

I think it's time to hit the bar.

That copper must of hated me, never got a call.

It's fucking freezing outside, I shall be spending all day tomorrow under my covers if anyone wants to find me.

@TheIrishBestie oh... so what are you doing around here? are you a vampire, is that why you look like bitter?

@TheIrishBestie or that they're really good at hiding it.

@TheIrishBestie that is true, you've stumped me there.

I didn't realise how comfy my couch in the office actually was .

I've run out of wine, I'm in a crisis.

What a glorious day.

Crisis resolved, I have found four bottles of wine.

I've found a new bottle of wine....

I hate looking for new flats, I loved my old one.

I have to say, it's nicer to wake up in a bed rather than on a couch.