Anyone else fall asleep in the first half? #ENGUSA

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Merry Christmas from Lord Chester Nasi Goring of Waitrose

It might have been a llama as he definitely had a few of them.

Toodle pip

Had the most fun thoughtful social packed week with this lot Arvon co-tutoring with Eliza Clark (mostly offline) the Starting To Write residential course. Thanks for coming all and thanks for having me Arvon x

A meat mincer than can be #upcycled

Match of the day should be better tonight. More football and less banal chat.

Thrilled to share the cover of WILD LIFE by James McDermott 🌈 and make it available to pre-order: line up your copy of this vibrant and visceral book exploring the nature of queerness, queerness of nature, and of 'natural' masculinity: buff.ly/42KMODE FREE UK postage

Week six of the stand up course and it’s showcase time! Crack Comedy in Kingston tonight! Can I pull it off? I will if I’m funny (but in private obviously) starts at 8pm.

Auditions: DDOS are auditioning now for young guys & girls 20-30's to play 4 lead roles in their production of Sunshine on Leith based on the music of The Proclaimers. Sing-through this Thurs 15th and auditions Tues 20th June, rehearsals Mon & Wed, all at The Green Room

It’s not your fault my inconsiderate millennial neighbours booked a slot after our household had gone to sleep. And that your driver seemed so content and happy in his work that being as quiet didn’t seem to be an option

Struggled to stay awake #ENGBRA

This isn’t going to end well.

#PORSLO Englands draw with Slovenia looking like a good result now

Conversation with my teenage son. I guess it’s a #generation thing.

I make no apologies for posting this for the 1,767th time. The greatest goal of all time! RIP Frank

Actually enjoying #PoliticsLive for a change. Discussing “should politicians read more” Adult conversation respectful guests not talking over each other #refreshing

Please give the presenter a pair of cuff links #Newsnight