This is not a presidential race between good and evil. This is a presidential race between evil and plain, dry, unbuttered toast. But you know what? We eat plain toast when we’re sick, and this country is at the height of affliction, literally and figuratively. #plaintoastforprez

accidental Houndmouth band-aide, TheyWillRockYou.com write up on round two at Royale Boston theywillrockyou.com/2013/11/concer…

Been waiting months for the snow shot, w00t! Thanks for supporting me year-round, Charity Miles! #EveryMileMatters

Charity Miles is the #Webbys Best Health/Fitness App. Earn corporate $$$ for charity when you walk/run/bike. Get it! thndr.it/1iUtl9n

RT to vote for #Boston comic Alingon Mitra on Last Comic Standing - Watch his breakdown of Katy Perry youtube.com/watch?v=XcuJrg… #ComicComeback

Round 2! PLEASE RT to cast a VOTE for #Boston comic Alingon and put him on the #LastComicStanding finale. Voting ends 3PM 7/9 #ComicComeback

RT to cast a vote for Boston comic Alingon to put him in the #LastComicStanding finale. #ComicComeback #123IB

Round 2! PLEASE RT to cast a VOTE for #Boston comic Alingon and put him on the #LastComicStanding finale. Voting ends 3PM 7/9 #ComicComeback

Round 3! PLEASE RT to cast a VOTE for Boston comic Alingon and put him on the #LastComicStanding finale. Voting ends 3PM 7/16 #ComicComeback

“Alingon Mitra: ImprovBoston Alingon #ComicComeback #123ib”

Round 4! PLEASE RT to cast a VOTE for Boston comic Alingon and put him on the #LastComicStanding finale. Voting ends 3PM 7/23 #ComicComeback

5TH AND FINAL ROUND! Please RT to cast a VOTE for Alingon and put him on the #LastComicStanding finale. Voting ends 3PM 7/30. #ComicComeback

Poland resisted the invasion of the Oscar wrap up orchestra.

Poodle dress!

Newly #verified! To celebrate, RT for a shot at 2 VIP tix to @TasteSouthEnd. Ends 4p, 21+ ow.ly/JGNh2

Split 4 aces and won all 4 hands! Professional development at its finest. #nacadar1 #latergram

Ain't Yelp Boston rad? I could win a Chrome Pass to Independent Film Festival Boston! You can too: gvwy.io/0n2x0m2

Happy 94th birthday to the coolest of all Zadies, seymour stillerman!!

Great job, MBTA - 86 bus "pickup at Sullivan upper-busway after 7:30p" picked up at lower at 7:36p, stranding a dozen of us 😡

I just told my rep not to take health care away from millions of Americans & PP patients. Tell yours: d.shpg.org/299871034t #IStandWithPP