IcyVert Order of cheering: 1. Your own team 2. Chaos 3. Your bracket

me to my local house spider after realizing we’re both just tryna exterminate The Others

used to spam tf out of come closer by wizkid ft drake, turns out I just like afrobeats

Jeep owners just out here glazing each other!

a good clementine can solve the worlds problems

when people don’t speed on tolled highways?? That’s why we’re here pick it the fuck up buster

Rest now brother, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.

hamburger help us

I’m not above a performative pencil behind the ear

mom, dad, I'd like to introduce you to the girl I play the NYT games with

Fourth base friendship style is loathing their boss

happy bearthday

real men lay on the leg extension machine between sets

As a catholic atheist

luv when my mom’s friends absolutely glaze me in her facebook comments

Spankee doodle keep it up spankee doodle dandy

hammer curls but instead of dumbbells you use your yitties

I am very happy to report that keelyns armpit fungus is finally gone 🙌🏼