Well then.....

Orthax Protection Program

Vax-

Why do you hate me?

Because you're doing it without me!

That's my revenge!

What am I hearing about Anna, Vax and Keyleth? And why am I not invited?

|| idk why I'm like this when I don't even write fucking smut somebody shoot me

I said what I said

Oh, I fully expect to not survive this, But it's a better way to go than being shot.

He'll bring Manners-

...... Cockblocked by a death cleric....

"Never could have a lesson in peace...."

"They could have been more.... interactive. But they were necessary."

He's falling asleep on his book about the Feywild. He's not even sure why he still reads it.

"Huh? M'wake..." He's not. He's really not.

"Hmmm... Vex?" He's half asleep and bleary eyed, looking around like he was in a dream.

".... its really you.... not some weird picture you'll morph into?" Do not ask when he last slept. "You look happy..."