Every Super Bowl ad is just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
GOLD MEDAL
Canada vs USA
Sunday 8:10 am ET
(If you have trouble waking up early, my solution is not going to sleep)
BRONZE MEDAL
Slovakia vs Finland
Tomorrow 2:40 pm ET