some folks got generational wealth from their boomer parents. others (like me) only got a deep love for star wars and/or star trek.

Will was like “I could slap Chris Rock in the middle of the Oscars and not lose any voters!”

i love how the academy's answer to low ratings wasn't "nominate popular movies for big categories" but instead was "let chris rock get the shit slapped outta him"

still just really happy to have been a part of this process with @wildsamguides and the incomparable @theOtherJesseD!

I love the very stupid "get woke go broke" trend as if Disney doesn't have 5 movies coming out in 2022 that are guaranteed to make at least $1B. I *wish* you could simply take down a megacorp with weak-ass legistlation but I know the right has a hard time with critical thinking.

honestly can't believe the right actually thinks they're being censored when every single fucking time i open this app the algorithm shows me a hundred awful tweets from right-wing politicians, pundits, YouTubers, trolls, bots, and general dummies. you people thrive here!

really wish someone out there would take a bunch of hostages and demand that Honda bring back the Element. we need to raise some awareness for my very noble cause.

wake the fuck up, tarnished! we’ve got an elden to ring.

I could see abortion being the issue that leads to a second civil war because people in this country are very, very stupid and culturally bloodthirsty. It tracks that the former-slave-states-now-current-forced-birth-states are still mad they had to stop enslaving people.

honestly they should just let the nba players fight the fans. get the fights sanctioned as boxing matches.

I like this trend of blaming Joe Biden for whatever I can't find at the store #NoPS5Biden

rap features were a NIGHTMARE

contender for one of the best tweets i've ever seen

i keep seeing ppl say that no one invades the US because even the civilians are armed. bro if they manage to make it through our entire military that all our money gets spent on, you and your militia are getting fuckin dog walked. y’all would be like the 5-min workout cooldown.

i'd respect video game pirates a lot more if they were like "yeah i stole this video game from a billion-dollar corporation, fuck em" instead of "ackshually it's not stealing i just made a copy i was never going to buy it so it's not stealing!!!" like delusional idiots.

you could also just move inland and take your politics with you instead of calling for things that will never happen 🤷🏾‍♂️

boys ostracizing boys: 🤷🏾‍♂️ boys ostracizing girls: 🤷🏾‍♂️ girls ostracizing girls: 🤷🏾‍♂️ girls ostracizing boys: Canceled at 17—When kids make mistakes, and classmates never forgive

i mean he did that on an NPR Tiny Desk concert—i think we gotta share custody of this one.

big shoutout to nasa for all these sick desktop wallpapers