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Doodle Juice

@doodle_juice

Design, illustration and occasional nonsense.

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All I want out of life is to say something on a podcast that the host later decides to clip and play soft piano music over.

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The next time you’re struggling to come up with some good ideas, challenge yourself to write down 50 absolutely awful ones. Once you read them back, you’re sure to find a bad idea that will actually spark a great one. Or not. Who knows.

The next time you’re struggling to come up with some good ideas, challenge yourself to write down 50 absolutely awful ones. 

Once you read them back, you’re sure to find a bad idea that will actually spark a great one. 

Or not. Who knows.
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Who knew there was so much money in fruit adhesion? With this in mind, I’ve nailed an Avocado to a shed, blue tacked a quince to the floor of a bus stop and super glued a Satsuma to the side of a bollard. I expect to be a millionaire by the end of the week.

Who knew there was so much money in fruit adhesion?

With this in mind, I’ve nailed an Avocado to a shed, blue tacked a quince to the floor of a bus stop and super glued a Satsuma to the side of a bollard.

I expect to be a millionaire by the end of the week.
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I don't play by the rules. I've pressed ‘Remind me tomorrow’ on a software update for 68 days in a row now. In the future, they'll sing songs about my legendary reckless abandon, I'm sure of it.

I don't play by the rules.

I've pressed ‘Remind me tomorrow’ on a software update for 68 days in a row now.

In the future, they'll sing songs about my legendary reckless abandon, I'm sure of it.
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🎶 They know when you are sleeping. 🎶 🎶 They know when you're awake. 🎶 🎶 They know when you're a chronically distracted, dopamine-dependent, thumb-flicking, self-sabotaging husk of a former person. 🎶 🎶 So be good for goodness sake. 🎶

🎶 They know when you are sleeping. 🎶
🎶 They know when you're awake. 🎶
🎶 They know when you're a chronically distracted, dopamine-dependent, thumb-flicking, self-sabotaging husk of a former person. 🎶
🎶 So be good for goodness sake. 🎶