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All I want out of life is to say something on a podcast that the host later decides to clip and play soft piano music over.

Do you ever add menial tasks to your to-do list just to feel like you've actually achieved something? Yeah, me neither.

The next time you’re struggling to come up with some good ideas, challenge yourself to write down 50 absolutely awful ones. Once you read them back, you’re sure to find a bad idea that will actually spark a great one. Or not. Who knows.

Who knew there was so much money in fruit adhesion? With this in mind, I’ve nailed an Avocado to a shed, blue tacked a quince to the floor of a bus stop and super glued a Satsuma to the side of a bollard. I expect to be a millionaire by the end of the week.

It's so nice of LinkedIn to give its users all of these extra options when they go to create a new post.

I don't play by the rules. I've pressed ‘Remind me tomorrow’ on a software update for 68 days in a row now. In the future, they'll sing songs about my legendary reckless abandon, I'm sure of it.

🎶 They know when you are sleeping. 🎶 🎶 They know when you're awake. 🎶 🎶 They know when you're a chronically distracted, dopamine-dependent, thumb-flicking, self-sabotaging husk of a former person. 🎶 🎶 So be good for goodness sake. 🎶

"Sorry, I'd love to help but I'm fully booked that week"

What if Doctors designed logos?

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and ‘Let me check with the team and get back to you.’ emails.

For anyone out there who needs to see this today... I feel you 🫡

Rebellion 🤘 but first... snacks.

Sharing daft product ideas until I become a millionaire #01 #kesdispenser

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