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calendar_today28-10-2015 05:03:35

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Dantes (@doaenel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do. When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions. I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.

I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan
GOOBER © (@dontuatme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

smoking may look hot but smelling like shit and coughing up black loogies when you wake up is not. im gonna keep hitting my USB stick

lucile desmoulins ☭🔻 (@daringlucile) 's Twitter Profile Photo

breaking: man from the 2nd most sanctioned country in the world reacts in amazement seeing the material abundance in the global superpower that has blockaded his tiny home nation into extreme poverty over the course of 60 years. hate this genre of anti-communism porn so much

GOOBER © (@dontuatme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ive had a loaner from the dealership a 2025 Subaru Outback Wilderness Edition. incredible suv i love it. HOWEVER, the headlights are dangerously bright on low beams. everyone thinks the brights are on and i agree with them, it's too bright. they need to chill on modern headlights