How do people enjoy running? I “ran” 2.5 miles yesterday and I’m ready@to cut my legs off and go full Oscar pistorious with the prosthetics

the amityville horror house, where 6 people were murdered, feels the need to decorate for halloween

if we’re talkin cinematic masterpieces

2021 is the year of matching energies, no going above and beyond for those who take you for granted

last night i accidentally got so high i forgot what pringles are called

Top 5 Stocks for April: $BLNK (EV charging - rapid growth) $PXS (shipping play w/ 25% short float) $TSM (top semiconductor company - demand HUGE) $TLRY (weed - merger this month and legalization news) $TDOC (recent acquisition, 3rd largest holding of $ARKK, amazing chart setup)

First Round Draft Totals Alabama - 6 Big12 (the whole thing) - 0

J Cole has never and could never let down on an album drop and it isn’t up for debate

Where do I volunteer to fly out and umpire this myself for free? They did my boy Landry DIRTY

BREAKING: Cam Newton agrees to a 2-year deal with Bishop Sycamore, per source

Hotels should let you check out at the same time you checked in not no damn 11am

What it’s all about ⤵️

Somebody once told me to read the first word of my last 450 tweets. Oh god it's been over a year

Forget the XFL and USFL, it's time for the Mascot Football League that's just grown men in mascot customs trucking little kids. This is the spring football league we need.

A cuckoo chick evicts other eggs from the nest to ensure its own survival

Genuine question, please Lord forgive me in advance…. Does her seeing eye nigga get a medal too or just her?