Thinking back to when I had my son and they said were asking me what I wanted for interventions, vit k etc. and I was literally mowing down a Popeyes sandwich delirious AF & just said “give him all the science , I want all of it” GIVE HIM ALL THE SCIENCE ?😂 why am I like this?

Super bummed found s great EP gig with no call for a hospital back home and it’s $4.65 less than what I make on the floor and heavy doubt they will take my counter offer

When I got pregnant I said I’d never use the nose Frida , that it was gross and unnatural… well not only do I fucking love that thing but I also regularly put basically a straw up his boot to help him fart. Frida mom know what they be doing

I bought a mamaroo off Facebook marketplace when I was pregnant and I avidly told everyone I would never pay full price for it. Now … If that thing broke and I couldn’t get another used one you bet your ass I’d be droppen 300 bones in a heartbeat.

I go back to work these week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was gone for 12 weeks and this locum hospitalist STILL CAN’T REMEMBER TO PUT IN THE DISCHARGE ORDERS. I was back on my bullshit by 1030 am

Night shift tonight and I’m already back on my bullshit drinking coffee and eating salami and crackers at 6 am before a nap . That is logically the most disgusting combo but

They hired so many new people in the time I was gone that when I looked at the schedule there’s 9 nurses tonight and I know 3 of them

Bro do I go work in IR?

My boy rolled over🥹

I’m literally breast feeding my kid while ordering groceries and working on my BSN. Women are powerful 🤘🏼

This how I get this bachelors done 1: an office chair that rocks 2: hey bear

Just a mom lactating while doing CPR

“Should have applied to IR when I had the chance” I say to myself as I fill a lactulose enema bucket while my pt is screaming for Donald trump to save them from the posey bed

The fact that this guy did 0 research into the woman he referenced as the wife material 😂 just putting garbage on the internet and hoping no one notices

The fuck did Nepal do to you pal? They are like the LEAST problematic country Until this tweet I forgot Nepal 🇳🇵 even existed 🤷‍♀️ leave Napal alone

I can’t wait till my last 3 weeks of nights are done I thought finishing my last nights all at once would we easier but my nugget hates it and my husband is hanging on by a thread . Bedtime has been absolutely exorcist like. 6 month separation anxiety has entered the chat

My 6 week night stretch completely undid any independent sleeping . I really need to focus hard on ending the co-sleeping.I woke up to eat a bowl of cereal & full meltdown when I wasn’t in bed with him. Now he is asleep like this. I hate that this isn’t the safest place for him