hot take, tax the poor even harder.

Aaron Judge is a fucking TERRORIST.

march is the new october for judge. absolute sack of fucking shit. Most unclutch player in baseball

Aaron Judge when it matters:

got a noti while with the chick i was hanging w earlier mf said “must be one of your hoes” it actually was.

lowkey miss my ex, but i don’t actually want her. But the new girl isn’t her. What do i do?

i find it crazy that if you drink alcohol people call you an alcoholic but if you drink fanta no one calls you fantastic…

Rule #1 Don’t bring a gf to college

If you root for your bracket over chaos you’re a coward

i’ve been silent guys. march madness has me fucked up

The female mind cannot comprehend the fact that, i just ate a steak. and now im cracking a Mich Ultra with a lil Treaty Oak getting ready to watch Iowa get 30 pieced.

OH MY GOD. ALVARO.

9 FUCKING BEERS DEEP. HAWKS WIN IS ROLLING.

never liked Max Clark. Knew he was gay as fuck.

ESPN+ hates to see me comin to watch a Jordan Spieth featured group

deliver us to the promise land. Ben McCollum

BRING ME ILLINOIS

THE HAWKS ARE FUCKING ROLLING. #FTSKERS

ILLINOIS AINT READY.

grant horvat is actually so peak