Upon scanning my beers the woman at the supermarket said, “you’re old enough aren’t you, JUST ABOUT” then cackled in a way I can only assume means I look about 400 years old

Who’s supposed to beat that Khamzat, insane

If the future of AI is just more of these dancing cat videos flooding my insta then frankly I am here for it

There is no feeling of euphoria like seeing 5 people on a moped #Vietnam

Our tour guide gave a guy on our bus a bong at the service station and absolutely wiped him out, Vietnam is a mad place 😂

If I’m crying at Turnover tomorrow I’m blaming jet lag, the perfect excuse

Just won a fuckin world championship of online poker 😱😱😱😱

7:30am and I’ve had 3 pints and a kfc, going on holiday is mint

Roll on Prague in December 😍😍😍

That new Acacia Strain album is absolutely incredible

That Outbreak lineup is fucking phenomenal #TUI

Alllllll the bounties in the 55 Bounty Builder 💪💪💪 #pokerstars #poker

Spent £50 in the airport in half an hour and bought nothing

An hour and a half til Christmas, 6 Guinness deep, optimal time to start wrapping presents

Finally getting round to watching the new Naked Gun, what a masterpiece 😂

WCOOP 😍

Cold World are just the best band

To get tickets to the bmth gig you should have had to have been there refreshing MySpace while they reuploaded Braille 6 times changing the name every time