In Washington DC doing meetings trying to get this TikTok ban lifted.

you should know your order when you pull up to the taco bell drive thru. if you don't it's just embarrassing.

My favorite food is a feast. My favorite color is rainbow. My favorite movie is a double feature. My favorite animal is a chimera

i am moving here

i am sick as FUCK right now homies

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that accs gotta be fake but that was so scary 😨

(saddest i’ve ever been): yeah that’s cool

open.spotify.com/track/3U5JVgI2…

(misremembering the phrase whatever floats your boat) whatever fucks your ass dude

“I Need a Hero” scene from Shrek 2