Have Malmö got a buyback clause? #MUFC

vice.com/en/article/nz8… #donnasummer

Yesterday: “I’m heartily, heartily sorry, I take full responsibility”. Today #PMQs:

Loving Journal Buddies Jill at The Parish tonight

Yes!!! I am THRILLED!!! Lovely use of font here, this festival must know what it’s doing Glastonbury Festival

Donna Summer

I’ve written to the prime minister.

The average colours of all flags in the world. Notice that the UK is clearly visible in the top left.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Green shirts? I mean c'mon #NUFC

Captain Flip-Flop #Sunak

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

#JAMAs 2023 Shortlist. Who will win?

#JAMAs winner - Fever Ray’s Radical Romantics!

Where IS Rishi Sunak? #Rishi #Sunak #Rishisunak

Oooh Nicholas Jackson; he is for real; he did mean to make the Hammers cry, he can make that ball fly #CFC #Chelsea

I've realised that of all my friends who have fucked off to live abroad, none of them have kids. #UKparenting

Anyone else watching Bridgerton? # trump

Labour wouldn’t be in the mess it’s in now if it were daring to say these things.