BREAKING: Donald Trump suggests the United States could be in Iran for nearly two decades. “Don’t rush me. We were in Vietnam for 18 years.” He was never in Vietnam. He was a coward who lied about bone spurs. Don’t forget that.

I’ll save you some time on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: • Fake news • The press is the enemy of the people • It’s Joe Biden’s fault • The 2020 election was rigged • Some incoherent gibberish • Witch hunt • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Total and

📍 SF Bay Area This is a desperate plea for Bertie, a sweet ~13 y/o cat who has not had it easy. He is a very sweet boy but is not doing well in a kennel and needs out of here. He needs an adopter ASAP. He prefers to be the only pet in the home. more info in next tweet

I think it's beautiful trump painted the reflecting pool blue to match the wave that's coming in November.

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

Republicans would rather build a $400 million ballroom to protect one man than pass gun control legislation to protect millions.

If you're in the Bay Area, would you consider adopting this cat? Friends of Bear does amazing work, rescuing cats off the street. But they are running out of room and cats like this constantly get passed over. Would you consider opening up your heart and home for this guy?

Trump canceled most federal cancer research funding,... ... and now demands taxpayers pay for his $400 million ballroom at the White House.

It is INSANE to me that the trump regime is prosecuting James Comey for a picture of seashells, after trump PARDONED guys who chanted "hang Mike Pence" on January 6th, and actually brought a noose. Not prosecuting pedophiles. Not prosecuting rapists. Prosecuting former FBI

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

The worst part isn’t that Trump is out of his fucking mind. It’s that everyone around him is too weak and too cowardly to rein him in. If you ever wondered how Hitler got as far as he did, you have your answer.

Words literally cannot express how utterly insane and tasteless this aesthetic really is.

Only in America can one party control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, win the popular vote, and hold the majority of governorships—and still blame the other party for everything wrong with the country.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

As an experiment I shall spend today ‘only driving downhill whenever possible’… Stay tuned to see if I have to eventually drive up hill to return home.

We're living in a South Park episode

Walking in a straight line is hard.

I got my Trump phone, you all