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DonMayonesa

@donmayonesa

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calendar_today06-10-2022 19:36:40

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I told a inmigrant Foid that if she wanted me to fuck her, she first had to take off all her clothes and show me how much she needed me.😌 She's doing a great job getting my attention, but she always tries to hide. Maybe she doesn't want my tardcock as much as I thought. 😮‍💨🤔🤔

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Can you imagine all that an Aspie like me could do with a watch to stop time? 🤔🤔 I could fill each of my neighbors with my ballgunk and I could also pee on every house in the neighborhood without consequences and and I could also cover everything with my cum and also...😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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This Foid was very rude when I told her I wanted to use her ass to relieve myself😠 That made me very sad😣😣, although after some of my autistic techniques🌈🧩 I was able to bring her to my gooncave😌 And now look at that happy little face, she's not complaining anymore, Yay!🥰

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By spying through the windows of the houses in my neighborhood I discovered that my neighbor's daughter has impressive skills😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Perhaps in the future I'll be an amazing caretaker🌈🧩 for needy Aspies like me.🥰🥰🥰 I'm going to visit her tomorrow to put her to the test.😌😌

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Wow, female police officers have some really good weapons for disabling criminals😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 She wouldn't get mad if I groped her fat ass a little, right?🤔 I mean, she's supposed to help citizens in emergencies, right?🤔🤔 And my Aspieboner🌈🧩 is always a priority emergency.😣😣😣

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Oh? A new girl just moved into the neighborhood! And she's got a fat ass, just the way I like them!🥰 I already gave her a welcome gift and she loved it! She asked me to come over to her house for a "friendly neighborly chat"—how exciting!☺️☺️☺️

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Sometimes I try to stop masturbating and groping women in the street to try to be a good boy 😣😣 But all it takes is seeing my chubby neighbor's tits for me to fail and fall back into addiction again I'll never be cured of being a dirty gooner 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Taking walks in the park at night is one of the best ways to empty your pent-up balls☺️ I just need to flash my big aspiecock🌈🧩 at some Foid and they immediately get on their knees Not to mention that it's more convenient; I don't need to take them home to relieve stress😌😌

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A Foid with a bubble butt and slutty shorts just walking around?😯 It would be a crime not to follow this fat ass🍑 yo her house so I can stim my goonrod with her😵‍💫😵‍💫

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HOLY SHIT! I'm never missing another trip to the neighborhood pool!😣😣 I can pee in the pool whenever I want, "accidentally" bump my autistic🌈🧩 dick into any fat ass I see floating by, and that'll be my view all day long. IT'S LITERALLY HEAVEN!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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The way my neighbor's bitch daughter looks at me after I've come in her mouth 6 times and covered all her panties in my ballgunk🧩😵‍💫 I think she's just become addicted.

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I hate when this happens 😒 What do you mean by saying you can't fully swallow my Aspie bulge? 😠😠😠 Literally your only job as a Foid is to know how to satisfy my goonrod with your stupid mouth 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Every morning I would find my bedroom window open and wake up with my penis out. I decided to set up a camera to find out what was going on🤔 It turns out they were my needy neighbors using my thick autistic cock to de-stress Case closed, from now on I'll leave my door open☺️☺️