Had a discord date with a Madison girl that went so well I'm driving to Watertown to play in person magic with her

Me when I'm a dumb pedophile who's never been to Wisconsin

Gay guy told me he could get me a job at the zoo That'd be beyond keen

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"The Beatles are actually really good it's just that all their popular songs are utter dogshit"

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I don't care about any goddamn tornado, put the ballgame back on

I sure do put a lot of extra vowles in greetings for an ostensive top

Can't beleive my first 414 day was spent in fucking Oostburg

Let's fucking go Never kill yourself