“Four fried chickens and a Coke.” “And some dry white toast please.”

Remember these days in class?

Let the weekend begin!

Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of crap.

Good Morning 🌞 Here's an old Irish recipe for longevity. Leave the table hungry. Leave the bed sleepy. Leave the bar thirsty Happy Friday! 🍻

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Holiday Reminder: Do not throw away perfectly good food. Just put the leftovers in Tupperware, put the Tupperware in the fridge, let it go bad, then throw it away.

The sun always sets with a promise: tomorrow could bring anything.

Someone who quietly encourages you to be exactly you.

Good morning 🌞 For the test of the heart is trouble And it always comes with years. And the smile that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through the tears. Have a great day!

Who else grew up eating Flintstones vitamins?

It doesn't matter how old you are, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9 year old was given a $100.

Good morning 🌞 Success comes to those who have the willpower to win over their snooze buttons 🤣 Have a great Monday 😎

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I forget you all the time…except when it rains, when I laugh, when I listen to music, when I sleep, when I breathe.

Good morning 🌞 It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money 😉 Happy hump Day!