He cheated on his *third* wife with a porn star.

Reminder: this man drove his wife to suicide when she discovered a journal of his countless affairs and then he stalked her around Westchester with a movie star on his arm until she hanged herself, then he stole her corpse with the help of a judge and buried it next to a highway.

Besides this being an absolutely [redacted] take, Andrew Johnson and Andrew Jackson and Woodrow Wilson were presidents.

20 years ago today, Marek Malik gave us one of the most memorable shootout moments, ending a 15-rounder with a between-the-legs move 🍿

You raped a woman so violently that doctors had to use forceps to remove the tampon inside her. Fuck you and your fake ass born-again Christian grift.

Kash Patel vows to capture the suspect. (Who was already in custody.)

Lmao Californian logic.

Fuck lol

This Trump supporter drove through the doors of a Mormon church, set the building on fire, and then started shooting the people inside.

He cheated on his first wife with his second wife, his second wife with his third wife, and his third wife with a porn star.

Might wanna stop using this app if you wanna talk about performativeness, captain morality.

RFK Jr to Tucker Carlson: “We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.” (2025)

Joe Sakic in game 7 with Lord Stanley on the line, ramming the dagger deep into the heart of New Jersey.

Kyle Tucker a fall back option is HILARIOUS.

literally nothing will prepare you for her pinned tweet.

Marco Rubio (2016): “For years to come, there are many people on the right...that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump because this is not going to end well.”

Good.

Lmfaooooooo trashhhhh

I can’t wait for Jey Uso to go away forever.