I hope squatters move into all of Gakpo's properties

This Liverpool team after going a goal down

I've been quite lenient on Florian Wirtz this season as I am certain he will live up to his price tag in the near future. But so many of these games I am left thinking: what does he do? So ineffective and when you cost £100m, you want way, way more.

long day

All be back at the AXA coffee bar tomorrow with their matcha’s and their red leather handbags

3 losses in a row, 8 goals conceded and one goal scored. This is apparently okay for a club of this magnitude

Salah's head is so gone he shook the female reporter's hand which he usually avoids due to him being Muslim. Get Slot out of here man

only 2 albums out btw

What if the real quadruple is Arsenal finishing in second place 4 years in a row?

Bro they booed them off the pitch and they’re 9 points clear 😭😭😭

we mustn’t forget it’s not been raining

let’s all laugh @ arsenal

Someone give Chelsea another £0 for Rio Ngumoha

Rio Ngumoha (17y, 225d) is Liverpool's youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer at Anfield ⭐

Okay so i can actually talk about this now. I was approached by this studio asking if they could do a biopic about my amazing story and well, here it finally is.

Going band for band with a Brendan Rodgers and Rickie Lambert combo is certainly impressive

Me changing a .doc to PDF for someone making twice my salary.

olise is too cold

Real Madrid players arguing and Olise’s taking pics 😭