my entire life is Google Reviews. if hell had 4.5 stars & 100 reviews, i’m signing up

the Chicks could write Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 but Tarantino could never write Goodbye Earl

let him finish!

Brandon Williams, earlier today:

my weekend Google searches: how do you eat corn on the cob, how tall is a 1.5 year old, Brita Ultra Max Filter

one of the things about being in Japan for a week is that you forget that essentially all American stores sell an energy drink that Logan Paul made

what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object

i’ll never forgive Jim Jordan for keep my prediction from before the 2020 primaries from becoming true

peep the new name addition!!! 👀 see y’all in📍Chicago on the 12th!!! ⏬️🤠 secure.actblue.com/donate/12-12-2…

👀 👀 👀 “Harry Dunn to depart Capitol Police” — POLITICO, Nicholas Wu politico.com/live-updates/2…

Former Capitol Police officer Harry Dunn, running in Maryland's 3rd District, raised an astounding $2.75 million in three weeks, according to the ActBlue January report (so the total # is higher). That's 2x what the entire field had raised as of Dec. 31. Just a massive haul.

In last month's debate, my closing statement was pretty simple. If you like the way things are going right now, you have a candidate in this election. It isn't me. But if you want a fair, professional & effective State's Attorney, then I am your candidate. Watch my full answer:

I understand tensions are high. Along with dozens of volunteers, lawyers & retired judges on Team Eileen, I've been on-site since Wednesday watching the vote count process. We've seen problems with communicating, not counting. Let's please be patient while the process continues.

Punxsutawney Phil, the spring-predicting groundhog, and wife Phyllis are parents of 2 babies apnews.com/article/punxsu…

“Across every neighborhood and every town in Cook County, people told me the same thing: we want less crime and safer communities, not by locking everyone up, but by turning people around.”

I’m proud to have worked w/ Clayton Harris on his campaign for State’s Attorney. I’m most proud of how both our campaigns supported the integrity of the ballot counting at Chicago Board of Elections for 10 days. Congrats to Eileen O’Neill Burke. Wishing her success in the Nov. election!

Clayton and his team are whip smart, tireless, badass & all the things you wish the opposing campaign wasn’t. They have a lot to be proud of today. I’ve won campaigns, I’ve lost campaigns. Regardless, I’ve taken heart in the words of Teddy Roosevelt:

This is like The Joker coming out against The Penguin

In a world increasingly filled with leaders who have changed laws, killed people, and stormed parliaments to cling to power, Joe Biden just flipped the script.