What did Ohio State do in the locker room at halftime? Meth?

Flag planted.

Go Blue!

D e d

Suspend him.

SINGING MR. BRIGHTSIDE FROM LUCAS OIL STADIUM AFTER WINNING THE BIG TEN TITLE

“Sorry to all the lawyers in the crowd” Entire family looks to me #MSUcommencementceremony

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Can't wait to see this go to penalty kicks tomorrow on the House floor.

At what point does one man's quest to be Speaker defer to the need to have a functional Congress? Asking for a nation.

At this point, @GOPLeader may need to catch the golden snitch to become #HouseSpeaker. Watch out for the lightning sir.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CnFIvacLB40-…

As Tommy Lee Jones famously asked another actor in The Fugitive, “Do you want to change your bullshit story?” We now know Trump let 3 Chinese balloons pass through U.S. airspace without shooting them down. What’s your story now?

Became the family point-person to order Girl Scout cookies today. Unrelated: anyone know where I can keep 28 boxes of Girl Scout cookies?

Work places should be required to place a sound proof room for screaming purposes.

Holy cow this is good. Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

Hell yeah! Congratulations on a great season.

This is the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote common sense

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