Watching LIB never fails to make me wanna kick some men in the balls. How can they find all these beautiful women & all these trashhhhhh ass manipulating pos dudes. Like sir you are nowhere near the caliber of man you think you are & the audacity is simply exhausting. That’s all.

Doctor’s orders: magnesium salt bath & boiling blood from dumb ass men on LIB 8.

Grateful for all my sweet boys sending for tea & little get well notes to make me smile. It’s not always about the giant drains & gestures. Not every offering has to be loud. Sometimes devotion whispers.❤️‍🩹

Just told one of my long time bitches that I’m only $290 away from my best month everrrrrrr online (ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH IT YASSSSS) so let’s see if he’s good or needs to be blocked

🚨THE POWERR IS GETTING TO MY HEADDDDDDDD!!!

Good morning, sluts!🎃 I’m reunited with my man & it feels soooo good. We have a spa day & dinner date planned, so our cucks should be very busy blowing my phone up w cash all day.🥰

Gooood morning!🌞 The absolute best part of traveling to some of the world’s most beautiful places is getting to come home to one of them. I’m so grateful & filled with all the love & joy my heart could possibly handle. It’s good to be home.🥰 Now go send for my coffee, hoes.✨

Finally back online today & available for calls! My availability is switching up a bit bc my body basically did a full reset while I was on my trip, & I’ve decided that I actually love waking up & going to bed early. Sooo that means less late night sessions & more early morning &

Rise & shine so I can take all your money, dumb sluts! Really tho, the first thing you do every day, before getting out of bed or even taking a sip of water, should be sending for my coffee & wishing me a good morning. Don’t start your day by failing to do the bare minimum.🌞💸

Good morning, losers🌞 How will you be useful to me today?

It’s so fuccccckkking hot.🥵 Thinking about jumping on a cheeky midday live while I take a swim. Hehe

In case you weren’t aware of what a Green Goddess I truly am.🌱💚 These are my newest babies… Osaka Purple mustard & cantaloupe!!🌻😻

Happy Saturday! It’s a beautiful day to rob some stupid men.🌞

The power went out, so I decided to get wine drunk & text mean things to sluts… It just popped back on, but I’m already on a clear path for the evening, so you know where to find me.🍷🤭💸

Don’t sweat the small stuff this year. Happy 2026!🎇

While you’ve been missing me, I’ve been busy getting engaged AND starting 2 new businesses.☺️💍🥂 If you want my attention these days, you really have to pay for it. You can start now with my next cocktail… I’ve got an absolutely gorgeous sunset to enjoy.🥰

Never hang up without saying thank you. Kyle.