First the disastrous optics of the election announcement, looking like Roland Rat standing under a shower. Today he’s visiting the Titanic Exhibition - he’s a one man comedic writers room 😂

It’s so tricky to pinpoint the Tory MP whose seat loss will bring me the most pleasure but it’s currently a toss-up between Rees Mogg and Braverman.
Who are you looking forward to seeing being flung out of Parliament?

Never thought I’d be this happy on World Goth Day - but looks like Rishi Sunak is about to pull the trigger on the Tory suicide pistol.
#generalelection

*BREAKING NEWS*

PM to make statement at 5pm in which he announces he’s off to California

Fabulous thread 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Totally mental

I’ll be appearing at the Lismore Immrama travel writing festival in Ireland on Friday 14th June

I’m doing Saturday night at the Hay Festival on Saturday 1st June should you fancy it?

This country is broken

NEW TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED HERE ON FRIDAY!!!!!

SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2024

Tbf- Laurence knows how to get votes…oh…*checks notes*

This day last year, Henry Bolton Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧 (remember him vaguely? The short-term Leader of Ukip with a slutty soft-porn model 'girlfriend'?) got schooled.

BY HIS OWN BROTHER.

Let he/she who does not have at least six different email aliases and four phones cast the first stone… #BabyReindeer

Surely Piers knows people who could tap her phone and check the facts?
🤷‍♂️ #BabyReindeer