Theres some real #dedication and #hardwork thats gone into making my body look this good. Sometimes you have to do the things that everyone else isnt prepared to do TED Talks #MotivationalMen

Is there a European Tour rookie caddy of the year award? Cos ive got this thing in the bag 👊🏼

Jesus my head hurts 🤒🤒 this kid needs to stop playing well in European countries, I cant help myself 🍻🍻

#NewProfilePhoto #Headshot

I got the majority of yardages correct, succesfully hedged the back of the tee box on 4 and got complimented 21 times on my calf girth

Well, a minor milestone today. 100 Followers. A big calf raise of beer goes out to pughdog for getting me to 3 figures. To celebrate, reply with your favourite memory of me 2 putting and ill pick the best 2 for a private stripe session on a range of your choice 💪🏾

New series on Netflix you should all watch. Similar to ‘Making A Murderer’, its called ‘Creating A Caddy’. I go thru the difficulties of watching every player putt better than me, competing amongst the group for who has the biggest calves and how I excel in fashion, check it 👀

Got a new flatstick coming from the tour truck this week, excited to roll the rock next week 💪🏾🐀

Caddying showcases the definition in my calves better I feel

Looking like this in Scotland has its advantages, wasnt as cold as the rest of the clean shaven players in the field

I see they have taken my lead and gone back through the years to really #appreciate quality fashion. I expect Rodd & Gunn to release a similar range in the not too distant future

I too have taken to working on this drill, very good for my birdie #conversion rate with a long iron in hand

So it turns out a Turkish Shave isnt all its CRACKed up to be 🤔🐻

So followers, there was some complaints from my loyal fans that my twitter account was no longer. But not to worry, we are back, looking forward to a big 2019 in the gym and nightclubs 😎

New years resolutions - No more 5 putts - Remember faces better (particularly Ross Fisher) - No missed GIRs - Shave back

No ropes never worked for me in my playing days. Couldnt keep the women/fans off me without a serious security team. Part of the reason my ballstriking is so good is because I would get swamped by women when I missed a fairway and had to go outside the ropes #VicOpen

I think this is #FakeNews. Phil is flexing hard and those butt cheeks are a dead giveaway. Not bad for a 48 year old dude though

And everyone though Lucas Herbert was the only person I #coached

Not really my area, ever since the Nimbus2000 was banned I felt like my StrokesGained ; Lag Putting went horribly downhill

Hey Guys, reaching out to social media to offer an opportunity. Is there a physio or massage therapist or someone in a similar role who is looking for a new challenge? Looking for someone to join our crazy team. Reply below to let me know if you or someone you know is keen 👍🏽💪🏽