Clive could have sworn Gav was taller than him, but he was informed that only Gav’s hair was taller than him. It was Gav’s long, thin bird neck that made him appear taller than Clive, because Clive didn’t have a neck. But in actuality, they were apparently the same height. NOT!

Clive’s smile was tucked into his neck. The same neck he lost to the spiders.

Jill said that Clive’s mother killed himself with that knife.

Clive was a keeper.

“Beam me up, Scotty!” Clive said as the aliens—probably Ultima—beamed him up.

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Everyone warned Clive to turn his damn music down, but he refused.

Clive had the music, the falsettos and the shimmy. He had the whole damn performance when he saw those spiders.

𝐼 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑔𝘩𝑡 𝐼 𝘩𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒. 𝒯𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑… 𝐼 𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠. 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡. 𝐴 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛. 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓.

Clive and Joshua’s father was Kevin from the Backstreet Boys.

“It’s Cid, robbing the cradle!” Clive added as they journeyed through Caer Norvent together.

“Come on, Torgal. Let’s leave this pathetic creature.” Clive said as he led Torgal away from the Cid who was recently recovered from the rubble.

Clive made rude faces at everyone. And then everyone made them right back at him.

Clive especially made rude faces at Dion. He couldn’t help it after observing the way the crown prince of Sanbreque’s eyes bulged off of his cheekbones.

Clive was pressed back as far he could get as he screamed his head off about the spiders that were raining down from the skies around him.

Clive woke with an ache in his shoulders. That was his punishment to bear for staring at the sky and losing his neck to the spider invasion.

Clive warned those spiders to stop making the wine for Lostwing, but Quinten insisted they did a good job with all those legs.