loathe the london barista trend of serving iced coffee in a tiny, screwball-sized plastic cup that sort of tapers at the bottom. an iced coffee should be BIG and FAT and PACKED with cubes that rattle obnoxiously as you walk. a maximalist experience, like a cinema coke.

can't even see a name and have any idea how it's pronounced any more. because of Etobicoke

Very satisfied with #Survivor46 (especially after almost bailing on the season in the Bhanu era). Love having such a close matchup where I liked both a lot and even though they had such different games/personalities it wasn't presented as a reductive social vs strategic thing

focus goups, can't beat em

really existing in the context of all in which I live and what came before me today as I clean out my hoarder parents' house

have had "bill nighy the science gighy" stuck in my head for a few hours now. time to write a will

i’m going to sleep tonight safe in the knowledge that several black belt scrum masters and their on-call code piggies are hard at work in the imperial core ensuring that my supermarket self-checkout is up and running in time for my morning purchase of 1L of goat milk

Biden will now stand and announce if he was a faithful

Watched Mean Girls for the first time at 31 and I now understand 85% of the memes I've seen/used much better. I seriously thought Regina George was some singer that was a hit in the 80s and still had a semi-ironic gay fanbase

(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother

i love chasing after introverts and asking them how their day's going while they scream like i'm flicking them with a towel

my uselessly thorough memory of early Survivor boot lists will finally be worth it if I'm ambushed for a "name 100 women" tiktok

Saw an ad on a taxi yesterday that said 'Less Talking, More Apping' when 'Less Yapping' is RIGHT THERE and I'm still mad about it

recently befriended an objectively beautiful dog and it's very surreal to experience how soft her ears are, she IS a good girl and she DOES love belly rubs, that's right

Canadian Geese are always forgetting they’re birds. have some grace…show some elegance…u could go to Puerto Rico but instead ur screaming outside the bank

this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

For any UK fans, it looks like The Genius: UK is available on YouTube! It's geolocked outside of the UK, but it's probably the most convenient way to view it if you have a VPN or are in the region. youtube.com/watch?v=AIVCPk…