I sometimes get so bored writing a comment that I stop mid way and never fini

I bet Dentists see a lot of boogers

A car runs on your money and makes you fat while bicycle runs on your fat and saves your money.

Nothing in the "Humpty Dumpty" nursery rhyme indicates that he is an egg.

When I die, I want my body to be fed to cows as kind of a moral vendetta for all of the meat I ate in my life.

Getting a donor card is a great way of ensuring you won't be buried alive

The phrase "This place makes me want to kill myself" would probably be a compliment to a funeral director showing off his coffins.

It should be possible to kill a werewolf with chocolate

Wrestling is a sport where two men with no pants fight for a belt.

My new look

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It's crazy that as a species we can transplant organs, build AI and travel to space but we can't all just get along

I bet couples in the Harry Potter universe sometimes use polyjuice potion to turn into one another and have sex.

'Early Access Survival Sanbox' has pretty much become a genre.

Shakespeare is a genius for creating his own words, but when I do it on my English class essays, I'm a dumbass

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I'm terrified to post on reddit because of the inevitable "comment history audit" I'll go through one day when I piss someone off.

I would rather see a separation of Corporations and State, instead of Religions and State.

Ice Cube's "Was Today a Good Day" app

I wish we would hunt mosquitos into extinction instead of the good animals