This Morgan Wallen guy is still making money??? Unfortunate

My brave 4 year old daughter asked me today “why mommy, oh why do we have to go get vaccinated” I honestly did not have a good answer for her. It’s sad when the purpose of a vaccine is not evident because it doesn’t work. #WeNeedChange #FirstAmendment #TeenMom2

This amber girl seems lovely- Johnny should have kept his hands off of her

Dude pit stains suck What deodorant do you guys use to combat this shit

Women.

Woman’s

Had this exact thought as well. Amed gives me the “guy who’s in my dms who says all the right things but he’s bald and has a beard” vibes

My 4 year old and I were touring the local mall when she asked me “mommy why do we have politicians that fight all the time?” I had to inform her about the democrats’ plot to take down democracy as we know it. It’s a sad world when you have to explain that to your four year old!

Back in my day we saved toilet paper by using wash cloths. These “woke cancel culture libs” don’t know the first thing about eco friendly. I think we should cancel the libs if they don’t want to wash their roommate’s ass rags and put them in the rag container next to the toilet.

boy do i love Twitter it shows me everything i want to and it makes me feel so smart, thanks twitter

I’m shocked they overturned roe v wade - some of these babies are so ugly

Gee, I wonder how Gus Johnson feels about women’s rights. Maybe someone should ask him

I always use my uppers with my downers that’s why I swallow my daily Zyrtec with coffee

#ReleaseTheTurkingtonCut

Writing a will is important and all, but what’s more important is creating a playlist to play at your funeral. Can’t have mfs playing crank that at your funeral

lol. lmao even.

‘Some secrets never surface’ Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren team up in the aquatic themed spy action flick BLACK WATER tonight on GREAT! movies at 9pm! What’s your favourite JCVD film?